This Picture Doesn’t Even Exist

How do you describe a photo that doesn’t even exist. If you visit Unphotographable you’ll learn how. Take this one for example:

This is a picture I did not take of the shoplifter with a limp, who sketchily tailed me last night into the record store, and whom I watched place a CD right on the other side of the security detector so he could reach behind himself and grab it on his way out the door, which he did, and for which he got busted busted busted after I intervened and the store clerks saw what was up, but he scratched one of them and fled when the police were summoned.

These are really awesome. These are just like really short stories that put exact images into your mind and make you feel like you’re actually there. You should at least read a few of them, if not all.

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