Christians Say the Funniest Things About Athiesm

If Atheists Ruled the World was created by pulling quotes from various Christian web forums in discussions about Atheism. it’s amazing the kinds of things people say. Not even just Christians, but people in general. I think religion often brings out the worst ignorance though, but that’s my own opinion. Take this quote for example.

I know if I didn’t have God’s judgement to fear, I would have killed many, many times.

Ha ha! Watch the video for more fun quotes 😀

The Dumb Questions of Yahoo Answers

Yahoo Answers is a great place to go if you don’t know the answer to something. You can submit a question and you’ll get answers from lot’s of different people. You can also answer questions if you’d like too.

And often, you’ll see some of the most ridiculous questions and answers ever. This usually occurs when a young kid is posting, but it’s still quite funny when you come across one of these golden nuggets.

If you want to read nothing but these “golden nuggets,” check out Yahoo Answer Fail. All laughs! Well, mostly laughs.

Cleaning Your Dirty Balls Is Easy

This is a helpful one if you’re having trouble keeping your balls clean, and these days who doesn’t? From small balls to old balls and ballsacks, Axe can freshen them up like new making them enjoyable to play with again.

To The Guy Doing My Wife

Do you ever visit the “Best of Craigslist” section of Craigslist? If not, you’re missing out on some funny stuff. Take for example the post below…

To the guy doing my wife at my house – mw4mw
Date: 2009-09-23, 2:40PM PDT

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry; I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1. Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2. You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit (god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3. If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4. Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot?

5. After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty (thanks).

6. Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not mentally challenged.

7. Please stop turning the heat up, you pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8. When she asks “do these pants make me look fat”, say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10. Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too) has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only ordered one meal. I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don’t feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Sunset State Beach Camping on the 26th of September for two days; I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Thanks. This was not written by anyone named [deleted].

I think that sounds fair, don’t you?

Be Careful of What You Share on Twitter

If you’re the kind of person who sometimes shares a little too much personal info on Twitter, or if you’ve said something completely stupid or innapropriate you’re likely to get a nice top spot on Twaxed.com.

Twaxed Funny Tweet

Twaxed is a fun new site that gathers up hilarious posts from Twitter and displays them for the world to see in one place. It’s really a complete list of how embarrassing people are.

Twaxed Funny Tweet

You can also head over to the site and submit tweets that you feel have the twaxed quality and also vote up or down the tweets that others have submitted.

The iPhone Has Every App You Need for a Breakup

Did you break up with your girlfriend recently? The iPhone has several apps to help you through this horrible process.

You can track every step your ex takes and where she’ll be at all times, automatically call her in the middle of the night, find a lawyer for your stalking case and find a new girlfriend with matching facial features.

Yup, they have an app for that.

Beware of Assholes on Craigslist

There are some people in this world who get joy from life just by making other people miserable and the perfect place for someone like this to get their thrills is Craigslist.

Go read the posts over at DontEvenReply.com and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Basically, what the guy who runs this site does, is find posts on Craigslist, acts like someone who’s genuinely interested and then completely pisses the ad poster off after that.

I have to admit that the conversations that occur on this site are hilarious, but I sure would be pissed too if I became his target.

Don’t Be Lame on Facebook

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There are a lot of things people shouldn’t announce to the world over the internet and Facebook is a site full of people who don’t think before posting.

The problem is that it’s so easy and comfortable to talk about whatever’s on your mind, but it’s not often that you think that what you’ve just told everyone is usually permanent internet history.

These are the funny things that Lamebook tries to capture. It’s hard not to feel stupid yourself for being of the same species as the people writing the posts that lamebook features.

Head over there, read the posts, give it a “lameter” score and get a few laughs in.

Zander Bleck Makes the Cheesiest Video Ever

I came across this video recently and just had to post it due to how horrible it is. The video is so bad that it’s funny. Watch how Zander tries to mesmorize you with his boyish good looks puts you right into a trance.

LOL, as I was writing this, I came across a comment on YouTube that made me laugh. wearefreindsmovie says “this dudes face is WAY too intense. its almost comical…”

Anyway, check it out…