Got Any Bread?

Duck

I just saw this joke over on Plurk earlier today and thought I should post it since it was pretty funny. It made me laugh anyway. 🙂

A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: “Got any bread?” Barman says: “No.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?” Barman says: “No.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?” Barman says: “No, we haven’t got any f**king bread.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?” Barman says: “No, are you deaf, we haven’t got any f**king bread, ask me again
and I’ll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d bird!”

….

Duck says: “Got any nails?” Barman says: “No.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?

Cocktail Party Given Mario Makeover

Scrollbar Mario Bar

IT University of Copenhagen definitely has some nerdy, but dedicated, games in their midst. At the student bar, they decorated everything with a Mario theme and they even concocted their very own recipes for the party. If you check out their site, you can find out how to make these recipes as well how to make your own question mark block. Oooh. I want a question mark block.