You ever try to explain something to somebody, and no matter how hard you tried you just couldn’t get it through their head? Yeah, it can be pretty frustrating. Well, I’ve found the perfect tool for these specific situations. The Unintelligencer.
All ewe hav 2 du is type something into tehz box an it’ll translate it for joo into terms taht peoples off lower intelligence kan unndestanz. Keep ins mined though, that unce yuo “retardify” your words, people ov higher intelligence might nots bee able to unndestanz it. I guezz you juss can’t win.